We lost a good one today. Yes, today was the day that Miss Wirsing hopped on a plane to her new home in Germany. That is her real last name. You may even receive her civilian passport in the mail.
Gone are the good ol' days when she'd run your car through some highway cones in Kansas, make you a drink "to go," do some reconaissance missions down the hallway or preach the relevance of "Gone With the Wind"/"Scarlett" and dying of 'consumption' to everyday life.
Other things that make me think of Tara:
blow up mattresses
blow up anything
flamingo lights
the Captain
Malibu
singed honors college syllabi
wooden nickels
the gamer
"defensive" driving
toy soldiers
the Dude
men of constant sorrow
bridget jones
harry potter
army boys
DC
W
large racks in hollywood
chinese take out
anything virturous
"the" man
plots to screw over Valpo
Valpo
analysts
Notre Dame vs Michigan
Purdue
Paris
Red Wings
Lions
the Confederacy
the War of Northern Aggression
Ikea
I'm sure i'll think of a few more. I'm sure lisa would love to help. I have plenty of time...seeing as my "fund for germany" is at an all time low. Maybe by the time I have enough to get there...Tara will still actually live there!
So we raise our (virtual) beer steins to Miss Wirsing in congratulations and thankfulness for all that she has brought to us. And our condolences for not being able to pass as a Canadian US Army Analyst. May your passport reach you in good health, and may the men be strapping and single. And hot.
Donations kindly accepted to the Germany Travel Fund:
Gone are the good ol' days when she'd run your car through some highway cones in Kansas, make you a drink "to go," do some reconaissance missions down the hallway or preach the relevance of "Gone With the Wind"/"Scarlett" and dying of 'consumption' to everyday life.
Other things that make me think of Tara:
blow up mattresses
blow up anything
flamingo lights
the Captain
Malibu
singed honors college syllabi
wooden nickels
the gamer
"defensive" driving
toy soldiers
the Dude
men of constant sorrow
bridget jones
harry potter
army boys
DC
W
large racks in hollywood
chinese take out
anything virturous
"the" man
plots to screw over Valpo
Valpo
analysts
Notre Dame vs Michigan
Purdue
Paris
Red Wings
Lions
the Confederacy
the War of Northern Aggression
Ikea
I'm sure i'll think of a few more. I'm sure lisa would love to help. I have plenty of time...seeing as my "fund for germany" is at an all time low. Maybe by the time I have enough to get there...Tara will still actually live there!
So we raise our (virtual) beer steins to Miss Wirsing in congratulations and thankfulness for all that she has brought to us. And our condolences for not being able to pass as a Canadian US Army Analyst. May your passport reach you in good health, and may the men be strapping and single. And hot.
Donations kindly accepted to the Germany Travel Fund:
