Well the summertime heat is upon us once again and that can only mean one thing: time for ASU students to bust out the slut gear. Not that winter temperatures kept them from baring skin before. Now it is a free-for-all; the women of ASU are walking advertisements for Charlotte Russe or Forever 21 or whoever makes the shortest skirts of all time.
Students meet with professors wearing LESS than what I wear to bed...and I am notoriously hot when i am sleeping. WHY NOT wear a black bra under a skimpy white top? Stilletto heels across campus? Of course! Don't forget your Coach tote in one hand and your tall non-fat soy latte creamsicle dream drink from Starbucks in the other hand. If you put books in the tote they will, like, totally unbalance you as you walk to class in your 3" heels.
The girls here dress SO SKANKY that there used to be a website called www.palmwalk.com (shut down now) that would feature pictures of girls taken while walking to class. Except nobody knew who or where the photographer was. If you were hot/slutty enough your picture would be posted (without your consent) and people could even rate you! Too bad it was shut down...because now you will have to make do with simply mentally picturing the exponential skank value this place exudes daily.
Students meet with professors wearing LESS than what I wear to bed...and I am notoriously hot when i am sleeping. WHY NOT wear a black bra under a skimpy white top? Stilletto heels across campus? Of course! Don't forget your Coach tote in one hand and your tall non-fat soy latte creamsicle dream drink from Starbucks in the other hand. If you put books in the tote they will, like, totally unbalance you as you walk to class in your 3" heels.
The girls here dress SO SKANKY that there used to be a website called www.palmwalk.com (shut down now) that would feature pictures of girls taken while walking to class. Except nobody knew who or where the photographer was. If you were hot/slutty enough your picture would be posted (without your consent) and people could even rate you! Too bad it was shut down...because now you will have to make do with simply mentally picturing the exponential skank value this place exudes daily.
