This afternoon our realtor took us inside two different houses. We really liked the first one but it needed work. Nothing really blogworthy. But the SECOND house...whoa.
First of all, we walked in and it was like walking into a wall of smoke. cigarette smoke. seriously people, with all we know about lung cancer why are you still lighting up the cancer sticks? OK i think the owners were old...they are "forgiven."
Second: not just popcorn ceilings. Glitter popcorn ceilings. Dirty, cobwebby glittery popcorn ceilings.
Third: crappy kitchen. I will not negotiate on kitchens. They need to be large, open and preferably not purple.
Fourth: I hope the dog grave in the backyard does not convey. 3 statues, a rectangle of brick over the grave and a bench to sit there and remember your dog. I love my dog, but when she dies she doesn't get a remembrance bench.
First of all, we walked in and it was like walking into a wall of smoke. cigarette smoke. seriously people, with all we know about lung cancer why are you still lighting up the cancer sticks? OK i think the owners were old...they are "forgiven."
Second: not just popcorn ceilings. Glitter popcorn ceilings. Dirty, cobwebby glittery popcorn ceilings.
Third: crappy kitchen. I will not negotiate on kitchens. They need to be large, open and preferably not purple.
Fourth: I hope the dog grave in the backyard does not convey. 3 statues, a rectangle of brick over the grave and a bench to sit there and remember your dog. I love my dog, but when she dies she doesn't get a remembrance bench.
